Blonds & Salsmen

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,***
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."


The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have
a hard time choosing.


Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
asks what size curtains she needs.


The blonde promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."


"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small --
what room are they for?"


The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for
her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"


The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo? -- I've got Windows?"